I like that your style is not safe. If there were some blind dating show and the concept was picking a partner based on their watch, I would swipe left on this collection. But it’s probably one of those situations where you come out behind the curtain and I regret rejecting you…
But also, what the heck am I talking about? There is no such show and we’re probably just a couple middle aged dudes and why did I bring dating into this? What’s wrong with me? A lot.
Anyways… your watches look different, and I guess that’s refreshing.
Also Ketamine…be careful out there folks; shit’s powerful.
I find it troubling that you saw that post and thought “he’s really trying to be witty here…”
I get the thinly veiled insult, I just think it says more about you than some word jumble I composed while fucked up.
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I like that your style is not safe. If there were some blind dating show and the concept was picking a partner based on their watch, I would swipe left on this collection. But it’s probably one of those situations where you come out behind the curtain and I regret rejecting you…
But also, what the heck am I talking about? There is no such show and we’re probably just a couple middle aged dudes and why did I bring dating into this? What’s wrong with me? A lot.
Anyways… your watches look different, and I guess that’s refreshing.
Also Ketamine…be careful out there folks; shit’s powerful.
Such a dating show would have me glued to the TV 😂 and Special K is a fun girl to hang out with!
Also, you tried too hard in compiling this to make yourself sound witty and spontaneous.
This is the welcome to Reddit package
I find it troubling that you saw that post and thought “he’s really trying to be witty here…”
I get the thinly veiled insult, I just think it says more about you than some word jumble I composed while fucked up.