I live in Windtopia.I wear glasses because I am near-sighted,and the world looks better in HD.I,a former matte lipstick enthusiast turned glossy lip believer thanks to Korean makeup sorcery,wear thick glittery gloss everyday.

It is extremely irritating when I step outside of my apartment building,looking fabulous,and the wind takes my hair on a rollercoaster ride across my face, turning my lips into an unintentional hair magnet,before making a quick escape, and my hair, now boasting a touch of gloss, decides to channel its inner artist, creating miniature gloss graffiti on my glasses as it streaks across the lenses.

Then comes the part where I take my glasses off to clean them up,in vain,since the oil in glosses is very hard to get off plastic lenses,and trying not to trying not to become the unexpected hood ornament of the bus I am supposed to take to work.

Anyone else relate?

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