Mine is when they start selling merch such as apparel or stationery stuff lol so what’s yours?

  • Tinyyellowterribilis@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Mine is when they give ridiculous names to the products that are trying to pin on the color/flavor and be sexy but just sound dumb. This is most often seen with nail polish but it can get really nonsensical when referencing parts of the body that are unrelated. Like, “Your Grape or Mine?” “Give me the Silvers” “Kiss me on my Coconut” “Rose Who Does it Best” “Make Me Green Out Loud” “Pink Me All Over” etc. Something about these dumb names just stabs into my last nerve.

    I saw My StrawBooty today, which as a lip gloss flavor sure sounds unsanitary. It also sounds like something a kindergartener would think is a funny joke.