I always get a kick out of the overly meaningful or sexual names for shades and products. Let’s be honest here… I love makeup, but get no orgasm from a blush. Can we rename some of the most ridiculous ones truthfully - just for fun?

For example: Nars - Orgasm is… glittery peach blush… Nothing close to an orgasm Jeffree Star - Scorpio palette is… The Leftovers

Please be more creative than me