I always get a kick out of the overly meaningful or sexual names for shades and products. Let’s be honest here… I love makeup, but get no orgasm from a blush. Can we rename some of the most ridiculous ones truthfully - just for fun?
For example: Nars - Orgasm is… glittery peach blush… Nothing close to an orgasm Jeffree Star - Scorpio palette is… The Leftovers
Please be more creative than me
FYI, I think it’s called orgasm bc it’s supposed to be like the rosy cheeks you get from an orgasm
Maybelline super stay matte ink 118: Dancer to Napthol Crimson, that is the ink whose color it actually has.
Edit: Red -> Crimson, found my ink bottle.
Nars also has that Mascara named Climax. My name for it… Nars Fake it
Jeffree Starr has a light white called “Money Shot!” I’d call it “Money Wasted!”
Literally who is going to buy that Jeffree Star palette with him naked covered in scorpions? I feel sad for all my scorpio ♏️ babes 👀
Charlotte Tilbury’s Pillow Talk becomes 503rd Pinky Mauve Nude
Sephora in Dubai is kinda fun because things sometimes have to be renamed to sell over there. Nars Orgasm is just called O, and Better Than Sex mascara is called Better Than Love.
I mean i totally get what you mean, but yeah those type of makeup companies do that cause people find it cute and funny, if that turns you off its probably a better idea to take a look at other brands. They unfortunetly wont get rid of their marketing. And at least those brands are always aimed at adults.
However i do agree that we need more accurate shade names. I’ve read Ebony or Ivory so many times on bottles that are just beige, despite the actual color of these things.
It doesn’t put me off and I understand the marketing aspect. I get a kick out of it, I find it funny, as I wrote. I meant the post as a fun game.
Whoops meant to reply to someone else my bad!
No worries ;)