Invest in a sandblasting machine.

I bought a gigantic dildo and it unexpectedly showed up too. Keep up the chuff OP.

Reminds me of the lymph node disease, kikuchi.

Pulled out crowns do not let in humidity. The gasket stays seated in the crown tube for even the most basic watches. Divers might have a second that is engaged when the crown is screwed in. But I have no idea where you live that the relative humidity in the air is of great enough concern in the first place. Do you keep your watches in a box of water?

Moisture isn’t your biggest issue. Most crowns have caskets that stay located in the crown tube. Only diving watches might have a second which engages when the crown is screwed in. A bigger issue is prolonging battery life artificially and then for the non lithium cells, frying your circuit with an acid leak.

Yes worried about buying a 50 dollar homage…

Yes I personally know them, goes by Geoff.