You should be ashamed!

4.9 years is the limit.

Plenty of life left in those bad boys!

I think you can still get a few more miles out of them!

I just get a new pair every year

Put those mfs in a glass display case and stick it in your living room for guests to admire

dude… you’ve barely even worn them, not a single sign of tear and wear

Some of the wear makes no sense to me, how did you make a tiny hole in the heel?

Still good

I’m so sorry you wore the cheapest possible model vans for 5 whole years

They’ve served you with utmost loyalty and dignity. May they rest in peace.

They are just starting to get better.

fuckin mint bud 👌

I can smell these from here

I’ve a pair of slip on pros older than this that I cruse in. A fool and his money are easily parted lol